Accessories

Accessories are an intregal part of a post-apocalyptic wardrobe. The end of society as we know it is no excuse to look dowdy. Since nuclear winter might be a bit chilly, I've chosen a leopard fur cloak to keep me warm. And hand-to-hand combat can be hard on the knuckles, dragon scale gauntlets are very important. But the most important element in accessories: THE SHOES!!! Strappy dominatrix boots- need I say more? Who says the end of the world has to be practical? ~Stephanie

 

Stephanie has a point. Nuclear winter is a possibility and one must be prepared for the worst. I have chosen a fur ensemble including the headdress to keep me warm as well as help me blend in with my surroundings. Being on friendly terms with the surviving wolves is important. They will help you kill small animals and people for food.

Symbols are a good source of communication with those survivors you may come across that dont speak english. I chose this Batman utility belt as not only a useful accessory to keep my skull crushing hammer in, but as a universal symbol of being a total bad-ass.

Ahh the shoes. I have day and night shoes to compliment my body armor. Day shoes being the thigh high denim boots. Jeans will be hard to come by after 2012 so these will come  in handy to not only keep the legs warm, but house the shotguns.
Evening wear will be the "thor" heels, with wings to coordinate with Stephanies viking helmet. We are like the Boondock saints, without the tacky tattoos and horrible sequel. ~Rochelle

The Body Armor

In a post apocalyptic world, its important to make a good first impression, especially when driving a fully functional tank with a big ass gun on top of it. Not only that, but there is a need for 2 outfits depending on the situation. Here I have my day and evening outfits. The little red riding hood-esque is meant to fool the looters and poor people. It is fully reinforced with chainmail underneath the cloak and hidden pockets for spare magazines. Look out Big Bad Wolf, this red riding hood's got grenades.
The evening gold number is for getting down to business. I call it the gold ninja assassin. The brilliance will blind the unsuspecting, while throwing stars are released with cat like speed.
~Rochelle

My daytime look is all about the sexy, vicious bitch. You can look, but if you touch I might rip off your arm and beat you with it like a chimpanzee. Not much left to the imagination, but the steel armor provides excellent protection against unwanted attacks in all the necessary areas. Chastity belt sold seperately.









The evening look is a little softer, prettier. Let them think you are approachable, or at the very least a crumpled up pile of linens. Always make them wonder. The upside to this look is the voluminous folds allow you to hide many small weapons; daggers, blow darts, ect. Includes a back strap for nunchucks
~Stephanie

The Helmet

The helmet makes a bold statement for what type of post-apocalyptic millionaire you will be. I, in keeping with my Norwegian roots, have chosen the bling-bling Viking helmet. Ruthless, but with flair, I will go Mideavil on your ass. Its all about the helmet.
~Stephanie









A helmet is also an accessory. It is important to accessorize while navigating a post apocalyptic warzone. That is why I chose this helmet. The built in gas mask is a bonus in the chance one my encounter such things as gas canister carrying zombies. The flowers give it feminine appeal, and remind me of a trailerpark front yard.

~Rochelle